Robert Watchman The Elephant In The Massage Room. Robert Watchman of Winnipeg is a fat and sweaty pervert, and the worst nightmare of any massage therapist. Robert keeps on booking massages with me, just so that he can again try to grab me everywhere and repeatedly and rudely demand a happy end. I must be nice to this pig as my boss considers him an important client and as he started coming in even before I was hired. I am so fed up by it and feels sick to my stomach whenever the smelly and bald Robert shows up. So that I cannot avoid him, he would never phone before. I hope his wife finds out already. Help!