My name is Michael Kipling… I am the biggest narcissist you will ever meet! I’ll give you my 5 inch drd infested penis if you’ve got a can to share. Don’t give me what I want though and I promise I will beat you! If you have me over, make sure you hide anything valuable as I will steal it. Also don’t fall asleep when I’m there or any alcohol or anything of value is gone. Michael James Kipling, come find me.