Christopher Bodnarchuk — Crappy Chris Gives You The Drd. Bodnarchuk’s favorite past times are driving around illegally, abusing vulnerable girls, and stranding his friends on the other side of the country. This greasy f!k will flirt with any female he sees, even if they’re with someone. Chris will convince you that he’s smarter than he really is. Chris really just wants to take you home and get you loaded. Then he sleeps with you and gives you the drd. Homeless girls with nowhere to go are Chris’ favorite. His current partner most likely knows and doesn’t care. Anyone who’s been within a 5 mile radius of this man should consider getting checked.