Lyndon Morris — Rafuse The Jib Guzzler. Do you want to have the worst labourer in Saskatoon work for you? Then look no further, Lyndon Morris, is your man. He hasn’t lasted longer than 2 months on a work crew without being fired, he will show up drunk and sometimes cracked out. The only thing he is good for on your work crew is stress relief during break time, he loves to give head to all the men who actually get the work done. He has a jizzdrop face tattoo under his eye so you have a perfect target. If you’re from the Saskatoon area you may recognize him from the bathroom at pink gay bar or from hanging out at the lighthouse. He will do anything for a hit of jib or a bag of cigarette butts. His hobbies include: getting high on meth and crack while “babysitting” his daughter. He also frequents Martinsville and Regina weekly to get his semen fill. He is 5’6 and 160lbs, he is a walking chode.
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