Laura Thomsen Milwaukee’s Best. Hey Nik let’s talk about this floozy Laura Thomsen aka Laura Marie Thomsen, she’s a bottle girl at Milwaukee’s most trashiest clubs and is a known gold digger and groupie. She lost her last “real” job when her managers found out she had ads posted online for pay 2 play. This girl is a total disgrace to her family her father is a fire captain and her two sisters are nurses and doctors, Laura Thomsen you you need to get your life in order stop the pepsi and drugs and take notes from the rest of your family! You’re the weak link!