Tegan Parker — Tegan The Flashing Queefer. Everyone knows this slimy clam has the gift that keeps on giving. She gave it to my man who gave it to me. He said her hole wasn’t very tight because she kept queefing during sex. Gross. Watch out for this slimy clam. She needs to get off her high horse. She thinks she’s hot sh1t or the sh1t, but really she’s just sh1t. She lives in a fantasy world wheres she’s the most beautiful thing ever and she’s not. Get over yourself skank.