Chris Longino Nasty Narcissist Nincompoop. Meet Chris If you ever look up women beater, lying con loser, wanna-be army personnel you will find his picture. He lies non stop to the point that he believes his own bullshit. He has hit more then one women, putting them in the hospital. He claims they just slipped but bruises don’t lie. He has no problem taking money from anyone. So his your belongings and money. He claims he is a marine sniper for Canada, but can’t even shoot a BB gun This loser walks like he’s all the sh1t, but he is sh1t.