Matthew Forbes — Guelph’s Matthew Forbes

Guelph feminist c-v- n-ts, Matthew Forbes, the owner of Matthew’s Barbershop for feminist government layabouts. Matthew, awesome seeing your pal Tristan Curtis being made someone’s complete b1tch in just six punches. Matthew Forbes eyeball f-u-k- s us all the time, and the b1-t-c-h still done nothing to defend the honour of Tristan Curtis and Julia Kitras. Forbes, accept it. I saw Curtis turned inside and out like a $30 h-0-e. Nothing you can do about it but get our steaks prepared. I like mine medium rare!