Samantha Lee Goodacre Sloppy Slimeball Sammy Selling Open Box Dildos. This bizarre woman who likely has a criminal record goes to random parking lots in the south end of Sarnia in the hopes of selling you a special item, or so she claims. As you are walking back to your car, she and her bf or husband will approach you asking if you would like to purchase something from her to spice it up in the bedroom…..thinking she is trying to sell you some sort of new candles or some crap, you see a box of stuff. and you will notice a weird smell….as she reaches in the back of her trunk in her Silver SUV, License Plate [REDACTED]…..You will then notice she is trying to sell you Dildos…..Smelly open-box dildos….yeah, used Dildos is what she is trying to sell random Women and some Men in south end parking lots. Don’t know where she got them from, but as I sarcastically entertained her offer, she dropped her wallet as I pretended to be casual with her and noticed her health card popped out of her wallet and that is how I caught her name. I told her to shove it up her ass and walked away. I have no clue as to how or why she is selling used Dildos nor where she got them from, but my God that is fuking gross. Stay away from this crazy woman, and if she tries to sell you something out of her van or suv, report her to the police immediately.
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