Chris LaFonte — Drug Dealing Cra*Ckhead/Wanna Be Pimp. This guy is a real treat. Uses young women and their bodies to keep himself up in hotel rooms. If your daughter knows him, get her away from him. His manipulation game is on point. Next thing you know he will be offering them money and drugs for sexual favours. As you can see, few would likely sleep with him on his looks, so he does what he has to do. He doesn’t have a job, yet has a Cadillac. He tries to sleep with any floozy he can. He gave my best friend an DRD.