Phillip Harris — Cheats On His Wife

This world class piece of garbage, Phil Harris, cheats on his wife. He cares less about his mistress’s marriage than his own, he’ll even invite his side piece and her husband over for drinks with him and his wife. He’ll say whatever it takes – even promise to take care of your bills as long as he can keep his side piece locked down. He gets caught? Nah, he’ll just lie his way out of that, too. He’ll tell you all about how his first wife cheated on him and it’s just a way to get you to feel bad for him. He’ll bash his marriage and yours so you feel nice and cozy when he makes his move.