I’ve never seen anyone so insecure and crazy. Emily Campbell, known as the “Cayuga dump” Ruler of the animal kingdom. This snack pack loves to control people, lie, and send all her boyfriends to jail when she doesn’t get her way. Emily spends most of her time in her cat pissed dumpy apartment smoking weed and sitting on her a55 all day. If you happen see this thing out in her natural habitat DO NOT make direct eye contact with it! If she comes close to you feel free to use this useful tactic by hoofing her in the front bum to scare her off. If anyone wants to get stuck with her mental toxic a55 with a ruined reputation she’s the perfect one for you. This excessively round human needs to be stopped.
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