Bobby Vans – This Guy Would Sell You The Zakim Bridge….

He’s a big time ticket scalper in the city of Boston on more aderal than a special Ed kid in a straight jacket locked in a paded time out room. Ironically and allegedly he pulled a “Cheddah Bob” and shot himself in the foot while successfully fending off armed robbers. When he’s not over charging people for tickets to games and events in the city he’s usually sniffing aderals in dark corners and driving to Foxwoods to lose all his money. Then he goes and hides in a hotel somewhere in the city. He’s got 4 daughters and don’t take care of any of them. He will get a chick preggo by just touching her. He’s had a few small things in the movies and tv and thinks he’s a big super star. This guy is something else. He does actually seem intelligent, and he looks like he does steroids, honestly it’s only cause he spent most his life locked up in prison. And he has a very bad record. You’ve been warned. He SUCKS! Don’t let his charm fool you, or the way he dresses he’s no different from the filthy drug addicts running around begging for money. He’s known to wear the likes of Givenchy,Alexander McQueen, Diesel, etc. True Religon. theory, Hermes. Etc. all of its bootleg from Canal st nyc. So if you see him down Fenway or the Garden and he asks “who got em/who needs em” or at a Country Music fest in Foxboro selling cowboy hats and glow sticks- tell this FoOL to GET A LIFE!