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Mary Rodriguez — Local Floozy/Strip Club whore

This literal cvm dumpster constantly changes social groups in an attempt to downplay her party girl ways, but it’s steadily all catching up to her. She claims she’s a pastry chef, but in reality she just works at a strip club and will turn tricks for next to nothing. If you’re with this girl make sure you wrap it up because her blown out roast beef P***Y contains the good ol’ DRD. Not only did she cheat on her boyfriend with a married man and most of the West 6th douche bags, but you can regularly find her at Hotel ZaZa or any other decent downtown hotel in an attempt to turn tricks. This girl will sleep with anyone for $40 worth of drugs or a couple hundred bucks, or just head to your local strip club and she’ll bang on the spot. The girl walks around like her sh1t don’t stink, but she’s got a total of three outfits on rotation that you could probably crack in half from all the tricks she turns any chance she gets.

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