Max Sept — The Retarded Hick Who Gives whores Hickies

Max Sept isn’t the brightest kid on the block since he has smoked himself half brain-dead. When he’s not picking up the local crack whore tranny at McDonald’s to bang he’s smoking dope and watching Dragon Ball Z. Hes the type of kid to watch Dragon Ball Z and go outside, try to do a Kamehameha and go Super Saiyan while as high as a kite because he “can feel the energy”. If you give him a nickel he will do anything. You can stick a nickel up some whores a55 and tell him to fish it out with his tongue and he probably would. If you give him one thing he will try to bumb off you for either a place to stay, your weed or all your food.