Biggest mistake of my life. Hooked up with Phoenix Presti, a wannabe producer. I didn’t know he had a girlfriend and feel bad. She knows he cheats but doesn’t have the confidence to leave him. Anyway, Phoenix exaggerates his music producer skills and is a soundcloud fukboy. He used to be fat, so he starved himself and grew his hair out to be “cool.” Sadly, his d1ck is pathetically small. Mostly a mushroom head with a baby shaft. The bad boy lasted a little under 2 minutes and smelled like a wet dog. The sex was almost as bad as his music career. His music is a joke and supports himself by selling pepsi to pay for his luxury apartment and designer clothes. He thinks law enforcement and the IRS are stupid.
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