Lindsay Olson — Vernon’s Biggest & Longest Running whore

Lindsay is a sex addict ,pepsi addict and alcoholic she loves a da c0ck so much she refuses to wear condoms and knowingly is spreading around genital drds to dozens of guys every couple weeks to months depending on her cravings. Lindsay will fuk anybody and i mean A-NY-Y BODY , gay straight, married, anyone with a footlong or longer. 11 inches is not enough to fuk for free , if its smaller than 12 she charges its $66 a Bj $100 Sex which i thought was a great coupon deal but why pay if so many guys get it for free?. She has to be fuked so hard it hurts and she cant walk or its not good enough for her at 200 bodies under her belt she is an expert and will do whatever you like. She has the worst hack boob jobs ever seen nestled beside valleys of stretch marks its a wonder guys don’t throw up while fuking her, looks like they cut her open with a swiss army knife looking at the scars there so think.She is a compulsive liar every words she speaks is a lie to her family friends BF’s fuk toys every words every time is a lie. Her favourite place for date is cars if she doesn’t know your name even better she’ll enter you as random #178. She has balooned to the size of a baby orca whale/adult walrus depending on if its front or side view. No wonder guys call her cellulite sally behind her back. With only three boyfriend and over 200 guys + counting she’s fuked ( the number continually increases daily so please ask her for the accurate amount and update us when you see her if she even knows) doing the math that’s 1% of guys she sleeps that would even think she’s acceptable to date , that’s a pathetically low number. Even a newborn baby giraffe or the toothless hooker on Pandosy has a higher chance of finding love. DO NOT BRING HER AROUND CHILDREN her fingers are covered in pepsi residue. Pros Of Dating Lindsay She will fuk guys in your house while you out of town and paying her to babysit. She’s a narcissist obsessed with how great she is mean while no one even wants to be her friend never mind date her She will you use you for money, & even steal money when the opportunities tightdotn trust her or she’ll rob you & leave you with nothing but a drds prescription. She will cheat on you guaranteed 1000% BUDDY BUDDY She’s got a VERY VERY BIG VAGINA (EAST INDIAN ACCENT) Best of all she wont even charge you for the drds, she probably wont even tell you consider it a door prize, every contestant gets one for free for joining Her dad doesn’t even want her around he’s embarrassed how much of a whore she is , she had to move cities to Vernon from Cherryville after fuking the entire community from Elders to baby boomers from gas station attendants to transients. The bigger the better but she will try anything once so if see her take a shot and whip your d1ck out you might get lucky or you might get drds but as they say life’s a gamble. If you could even get her to admit to drdherpes shed say its for cold sores but if you call Nolan’s pharmacy In Vernon & ask what it cost for a dose of App-valaclylovir is for Genital drds and they’ll tell you $20.84 to the penny you get a different dose & amount for cold sores… LYING whore, EVERY WORD EVERY TIME. She is always easy to find on TINDER as your friendly neighbourhood whore. C0ck meat sandwiches for breakfast is always on the menu. No one will date her but everyones had a turn. Guys if your d1cks small than 12 inches you have no chance or she will then wont call you back again ever. Make sure you wrap it that scarred up stretched marked bitch has been having unprotected sex with anyone anywhere that seems fitting at the time. to even up your chances of getting laid or getting DRDS bring some PEPSI or exctasy pills your guaranteed to leave with a happy ending or a life time of powders creams and pills or maybe if your lucky both. P.S. she has genital DRDS if you didn’t catch that part before. She’s one of the worst people on planet earth she’s fake she’s pretend she like and dislikes whatever you do. She’s told so many lies she doesn’t know the truth anymore. She pretends to be be good drug free loyal trust worthy girl, truth is she does any drug she can get her hands, on she’s a pathological liar,a thief, a whore and the most toxic person you could have in your life. She fuks as far south as Kelowna as far north as Revelstoke and as far west as Kamloops she will drive anywhere to get d1ck. RUN NIGGA RUN